A Young Businessman
There was a young businessman who was driving a new released car. Suddenly, an accident happened and caused his car door apart.
He was shocked and shouted, “Police, police, my car door was broken!”
The police replied, “are you stupid or crazy? Your hand is broken because of this accident, why do you worry about the door?”
The young executive shouted, “my hands broke?? Oh my God, where my Rolex? where is my expensive watch? I just spent half my salary last month to buy the watch!”
The police just shut up and did not say anything.
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Seorang Pebisnis Muda
Ada seorang eksekutif muda yang mengendarai sebuah mobil keluaran terbaru. Tiba-tiba, terjadi kecelakaan yang menyebabkan pintu mobilnya terlepas.
Ia terkejut dan berteriak, “Polisi, polisi, pintu mobil saya rusak!”
Polisi menjawab, “Anda ini bodoh atau gila? tangan Anda putus karena kecelakaan ini, mengapa Anda mengkhawatirkan pintu mobil?”
Eksekutif muda berteriak, “Tangan saya putus?? Ya Tuhan, dimana jam tangan Rolex saya? dimana jam tangan mahal saya? saya baru saja menghabiskan separuh gaji saya bulan kemarin untuk membeli jam tangan tersebut!”
Polisi hanya diam dan tidak berkata apapun.
A Hurried Man
Parto was in the hospital. Suddenly he saw a man running to the hospital and headed to the delivery room.
Parto was so curious and when he wanted to approach the room, several nuns came out with a wheelchair. While, that man was unconscious on the wheel chair.
Parto asked one of the nurses, “What’s going on with him?”
The nurse replied, “his wife will deliver a baby?”
Parto said, “oh I see, but why he was fainted?”
The nurse replied, “He came here in a hurry and forgot something”.
Parto, “what was it?”
Sister, “he forgot to bring his wife..”
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Seorang Lelaki yang Terburu-Buru
Parto sedang berada di rumah sakit. Tiba-tiba ia melihat seorang laki-laki berlari ke rumah sakit dan menuju ke ruang bersalin.
Parto penasaran dan ketika ia ingin mendekati ruang bersalin tersebut, beberapa suster keluar dan mendorong kursi roda. Sementara laki-laki tadi pingsan di atas kursi roda tersebut.
Parto bertanya kepada salah satu suster, “ada apa dengannya?”
Suster menjawab, “istrinya akan melahirkan?”
Parto berkata, “oh begitu, tetapi kenapa dia pingsan?”
Suster kembali menjawab, “dia datang kesini terburu-buru dan lupa sesuatu”.
Parto, “apa itu?”
Suster, “Ia lupa membawa istrinya
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